And, as promised, the hair brush story...
We're at Walmart the other day. I'm looking at body washes and I notice John is missing so I go on a hunt for my silly husband and found him in the hairbrush aisle. He's got a hairbrush in his hand smacking his palm with it. I walk up to him and matter-of-factly explain to him "Honey, you can't use the plastic ones, they break and they don't work as well as the wood ones" shrugs "sorry, Honey" A little disappointed, he replaces the hair brush to its location and turns around and "Oh look, wood ones!" Now, when did Walmart start carrying wood hairbrushes?! (Note to self, send a very nasty e-mail to Walmart) Then my wonderful husband picks up a wood hairbrush and taps him palm with it "hmm mm hm" he says to himself, then looks at me and smiles. Then "Whack!" right on my bottom, in the hairbrush aisle in Walmart! I immediately spun around to make sure no one saw. I didn't see anyone gawking, so if someone saw, they didn't stick around. Whew! Then I remembered, Walmart has cameras!
We did practice with the hairbrush last night before going out to dinner and let me tell you. I definitely goes under our "punishment only" list. Yikes! That thing hurt and he wasn't even using it hard. The worst part, is it has kind of a quiet "thud" so he can use it in the house, no waiting for time to sneak to the garage.
I now have a love/hate relationship with that hair brush...I love to hate it! :)
After posting this my husband gave me another spanking with the hairbrush. This one was more of a practice to see how it would work in the house. It was over my jeans and still left my butt burning. Ergh! After he was done, he began brushing his hair with it and said "hm, it does a good job brushing hair too" Imagine that! Using a hairbrush to brush hair. Who would have thought, it does have other uses besides spanking your wife with it.